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The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed linux.

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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

A logician tells a colleague his wife just had a baby.

- Is it a boy or a girl?

- Yes.

I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.


To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.